I can't predict the future

but I know

I will always be there 

for you

as long as I can be

and if I die 

before you

I will come back

as a bird

and poop on your shoulder. 

* of course I adore you so you're gonna be seriously covered in the stuff...that seagull or pigeon or possibly sparrow, I'd like that last one, with the fluid bowels? Probably me!