Prepare for cute! 

And witty to boot! 

To protect our brains from the bland! 

To ensure our days are grander than grand! 

To denounce the evils of lazy and fat! 

To extend our life to more than that! 

Jo! 

Bren! 

Team JoBren driving off before it is light! 

Surrender now to the awesome sight! 

That's right!