An eyelash

on my laptop keyboard

reminds me

strangely

of you.

*Flicks it off*

Now it doesn't. 

*Life is weird! But don't worry I won't flick you away like the eyelash! Mostly cos I LOVE YOU but also cos I'd need MUCH bigger fingers to do so and then I'd be terribly deformed and the children would laugh and point and yell, "There goes Jo, the Fiddler Crab Lady!!" and oh I'd snap my pincers in such rage!!!