I can't give you my past

though you do feature in it

rather a large chunk of it 

in fact!

The very best chunk of it 

in fact!

I can maybe offer you my future

though I don't know what it holds

I hope they are very very 

good things!

I hope they are very very 

tasty things!

But I can offer you right here right now

Because my now

is the best PRESENT 

I can  give you!

And the one thing I can 

PRESENT to you! 

*Besides really lame puns I write a whole poem just to make!

Thank me later!

K' bye!