If you were a pumpkin

I would not eat you

if you were a rug

I would not beat you

If you were words

I would not tweet you

and if you were ice

I would not heat you

I'd just be like

Boo!

What has happened???

why are you suddenly all these odd and crazy things???

what twisty bad evil magics is this!???

and if you're the pumpkin

we're touring the world

as Jo and her amazing talking gourd!

We'll make millions!!

Just steer clear of boiling pots!!!!

and if you're a rug well...at least you're very slim!

not sure on the words, what words would they be?

Hopefully not some daft uplifting slogan that'd just be shameful...

and if you're ice then hey Finland is a great place to move to! 

We can make it work Boo!!